Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre is an anthology of the best upcoming writers exploring the dark side of stoners, zombies, killer clowns, Disneyland, werewolves in night clubs, the Golden Age of Hollywood, and Scottish hermit crabs. Includes new work by Roberta Rogow, Brian Rosenberger, Tim Johnson, C.C. Parker and Jenifer Jourdanne among others. Table of Contents Formaldehyde by C.C. Parker Doof Doof Doof by Paul Haines Peppercorn Rent by Roberta Rogaw Rats, Wrong Alley by Tim Johnson Brilliant Suspension by Trina Shealy Orton Blue Elephants by Jenifer Jourdanne Hermetic Crab by Cameron Hill Head Drippers by Rob Steussi Something Funny is Going On by Brian Rosenberger Clob by Michael Stone Berries Under Snow by William Brock